NO ONE ASKED FOR IT
Not one person. Not even a little.
BORN ONLINE. MADE QUESTIONABLE.
BXNER.
THE INTERNET'S
LEAST NECESSARY
INVENTION.
WHY THO A COMPLETELY
UNNECESSARY GUY CERTIFIED
???
NOT ADVICE OF ANY KIND. № 001 — NO REASON
01 / THE SITUATIONWHAT IS BXNER?
honestly?
we don't
know.
↘
that's the whole thing.
it's a meme.
it's a coin.
it's bxner.
that's the whole thing.
02 / POOR REASONSWHY BXNER?
GOOD
QUESTION?
We have prepared several
unconvincing answers.
WE MADE IT ANYWAY
A baffling sequence of events.
SOMEHOW YOU'RE STILL HERE
That's between you and your browser.
THAT'S BASICALLY THE ROADMAP
Thank you for your understanding.
03 / PLAN OF SORTSTHE ROADMAP
PLANS?
ISH.
Not a promise.
Barely a sequence.
make bxner
✓ donepost bxner
✓ probablysay bxner
out loud
✓ inevitable ???
✓ unclearprofit???
✓ no promisesstill bxner
✓ always04 / THE COIN PARTTOKEN INFO
PLEASE DON'T FRAME THIS
$BXNER.
Numbers are not our thing.
Especially made-up ones.
TICKERBXNERIT'S RIGHT THERE
CONTRACTCA: ???NOT PROVIDED
SUPPLY???WE DON'T KNOW
NETWORK???ALSO UNKNOWN
No contract address or token stats have been provided. Nothing here is a promise. It's a meme.
CA: ???NO ADDRESS. NO GUESSING.
05 / YOU'RE INVOLVED NOWCOMMUNITY
THE BXNER DEPARTMENT
YOU'RE PART
OF THE PROBLEM.
if you're here, you're already part of the problem.
FOLLOW BXNER06 / MORE OF THISTHE MEME WALL
BXNER DOESN'T
NEED YOUR
APPROVAL.01
NEED YOUR
APPROVAL.01
YOU FOUND
BXNER.
THAT'S UNFORTUNATE.02
BXNER.
THAT'S UNFORTUNATE.02
NO UTILITY.
JUST VIBES.03
JUST VIBES.03
THE COIN
CHOSE YOU.04
CHOSE YOU.04
YOU COULD HAVE
BOUGHT SOMETHING
ELSE.05
BOUGHT SOMETHING
ELSE.05
STAY
BXNER.06
BXNER.06
07 / IMPORTANT SCIENCEBXNER GENERATOR
A BUTTON WITH NO CONSEQUENCES*
MORE
BXNER.
*cannot confirm
PRESS THE BUTTON. NOTHING IMPORTANT WILL HAPPEN.